Merch Wit Engine
Funny, on-brand merch copy on demand.
What it is
A copy engine for the hardest part of fun merch: the line that actually lands. Feed it a brand and a vibe, get slogans and sayings that sound like a clever human wrote them.
How it works
A tuned generation skill with taste rules learned from real client work; outputs are starting points a human picks from, not auto-published anything.
Development to deployment
Trained on the difference between funny and trying to be funny, which in merch is the whole game. Tested live on real client work before it got a name.
Value delivered
The "make it clever" request stopped being a blank-page problem in client meetings.
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The deep documentation on my builds, architecture, guardrails, and lessons included, lives in the client portal. A free account gets you in, and the docs land in your files.